Thursday, January 3, 2013
Oh bob
writing bob was great- I don't know what the future holds for bob because no one has written him in years- but I wanted to say thanks to our followers and my fellow writers of Bob- it was fun- and now we all have fantastic new blogs that will probably get more followers than poor poor bob the hobo
Friday, March 12, 2010
the bob files
THE BOB FILES
poem
have you ever seen a penguin in a bikini, hes belly is so white he isnt very tall. his bikini is so awesome like crazy coolio. it has stripes and polka dots like so wowlio!
strange cheese
new disease called scs strange cheese syndrome is very bad. make sure your cheese doesn't have any of the following qualitys or you might be at risk of scs
- hair
- greenes, blueness, redness, or blackness (do not worry if its purple)
- dry and hard
- wet and soft
- wierd smell
- and/or sounds like a trumpet
so ya thats bad
did you know
did you know that my name is bob the hobo?
well it is bye!
im so sorry bob!
bob i am so very sorry for not posting your newspaper recently ... the thing is i haven't been to tops recently so i couldn't receive all your great ideas but now that i have all of them I'm like drowning in them so I'm just going to post your best one to represent them all
sincerely
:)!26.
p.s. don't worry i didn't forget my name that's simply how i sign
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Bob and the Snow Machine
Once, on a cold wintry day, Bob was walking around Dryden. He was not very cold in spite of wearing very little. "It's like the old days," Bob said to himself, "Romping around wearing spring-like clothes, getting strange looks." And sure enough, he was.
As he wandered the residential streets, twirling in falling snow from the trees, gawking at people in their houses like a 'stalker', and laughing maniacally. This deterred any curious passerby from asking him why the heck a middle/old aged man was acting like someone six times less his age. Then, he heard the sound. A roaring, rumbling, musical sound that sounded chimes and trumpets in his ears. He walked faster towards it. Soon he was running, running like a child two times less than the age of what he was acting like. He saw it. A snow machine, one of those strange creatures with the fountain of snow coming out of it. He screamed like a 2 year old girl (notice how fast his age decreases), tossed off his shorts and sweatshirt, and started to jump around the snow fountain like a toddler in a sprinkler.
What can we say? I'm sure that the owner of that magical machine started screaming at him.....
As he wandered the residential streets, twirling in falling snow from the trees, gawking at people in their houses like a 'stalker', and laughing maniacally. This deterred any curious passerby from asking him why the heck a middle/old aged man was acting like someone six times less his age. Then, he heard the sound. A roaring, rumbling, musical sound that sounded chimes and trumpets in his ears. He walked faster towards it. Soon he was running, running like a child two times less than the age of what he was acting like. He saw it. A snow machine, one of those strange creatures with the fountain of snow coming out of it. He screamed like a 2 year old girl (notice how fast his age decreases), tossed off his shorts and sweatshirt, and started to jump around the snow fountain like a toddler in a sprinkler.
What can we say? I'm sure that the owner of that magical machine started screaming at him.....
Monday, December 28, 2009
And so, Kwanzaa Begins: The Very Late Story
Okay peeps. So, does any one know anything about Kwanzaa? I personally don't, so I took the liberty of looking it up on Wikipedia.
Kwanzaa is on the 26th, so I'm a little late with the article. Whatev.
Anyway, Kwanzaa is an American holiday that lasts for seven days. This holiday is fairly new, as it was just created in 1996. Although it is American it is traditionally celebrated specifically by African-Americans. Kwanzaa is actually kind of like Hanukkah in that you light candles and everyone receives gifts, not just the children. However, for this holiday you light only seven candles. Three of them are red, three green, and one black. These are called kinara candles. Each candle represents a principle.
The seven principles are:
Umoja (Unity)
Kujichagulia (Self-Determination)
Ujima (Collective work and Responsibility)
Ujamaa (Cooperative Economics)
Nia (Purpose)
Kuumba (Creativity)
Imani (Faith)
Just a little note: if you take one 'A' off of Kwanzaa and Wiki it, you will end up on an article about Angolan currency. Funny,huh?
All credit goes to Wikipedia.
Kwanzaa is on the 26th, so I'm a little late with the article. Whatev.
Anyway, Kwanzaa is an American holiday that lasts for seven days. This holiday is fairly new, as it was just created in 1996. Although it is American it is traditionally celebrated specifically by African-Americans. Kwanzaa is actually kind of like Hanukkah in that you light candles and everyone receives gifts, not just the children. However, for this holiday you light only seven candles. Three of them are red, three green, and one black. These are called kinara candles. Each candle represents a principle.
The seven principles are:
Umoja (Unity)
Kujichagulia (Self-Determination)
Ujima (Collective work and Responsibility)
Ujamaa (Cooperative Economics)
Nia (Purpose)
Kuumba (Creativity)
Imani (Faith)
Just a little note: if you take one 'A' off of Kwanzaa and Wiki it, you will end up on an article about Angolan currency. Funny,huh?
All credit goes to Wikipedia.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Bob wrote a newspaper!...................................
Bob ran into me at tops and i told him about this blog. he asked me to put his newspaper on this blog once a week. so here it is.
THE BOB FILES
(NO IT'S NOT THE BLOG)
PURPLE GIRAFFES
75 Joes went crazy obsessed with pink polka dotted Easter eggs on a lazy Sunday at 2:28 am, in a random park in upstate Ohio.purple giraffes!
WATER
Fire! Boom! " ouch my butt," screamed sylveter smith the 800th. he needs water.
Moose cheese
PIG, ALEX, SNAKE, SANTA HAT, AMERICAN EAGLE, SHOES OF SHAME, LOSER HAT,AIR MAIL IN KENTUCKY, AND AEROPOSTALE ATE A HUGE PIE. THE PIE CONTAINED MILK, COOKIES, MICE INTESTINES, HAIR, AND MOOSE CHEESE! YUCK!!!!!!
Monday, December 7, 2009
The Follower
One day Bob the Hobo was walking down the road. It was a normal day for him, but little did he know that today would change the world as he knew it forever. You wanna find out how? Read on.
As Bob strutted obliviously down the road, a small, mischevious looking child poked his head out from behind a building. He smirked to himself as he launched the water balloon at the weird old guy on the street. The child laughed out loud as the balloon connected.
Bob spun around. What was this strange liquid soaking down his back? You see, Bob had never had a shower, or gone swimming, or anything. He didn't know what water was!
The old hobo looked around wildly. He had to find out what was going on! In the name of the Petunias, he would uncover the truth!
Meanwhile the child sniggered.
However, he recieved the shock of his young life when Bob grabbed him by the scruff if his neck and hoisted him into the air. "Now say, young whippersnapper," Bob scowled at him.
The kid looked at Bob in wonder. He had never heard anyone use the word "Whippersnapper" before! Thanks to that one word, Bob was now his hero.
"Hey, old man," he said. Bob blinked.
"Yes?"
This strange child then proceded to ask Bob what his name was. Bob had never been asked that before. Beaming, he told the boy his name was Bob.
"Cool!" the kid said. "My name is Joe. So now, in honor of your awesomeness, I will call myself Bobby Joe."
The gleeful Bobby Joe ran off, leaving Bob content and confused.
Now, you may wonder how this changed the world. Well, here it is.
Recently Bob Joe tried to run for President od the US. However, he lost to the Democrats. You may even know who Babby Joe is- under a different name of course. I'll give you a hint: He is old, balding and ran with a very annoying woman who's name starts with an S. Anyway, he decided to run for Pres to honor bob the Hobo with a national holiday. So now he will not rest until he succeeds. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
As Bob strutted obliviously down the road, a small, mischevious looking child poked his head out from behind a building. He smirked to himself as he launched the water balloon at the weird old guy on the street. The child laughed out loud as the balloon connected.
Bob spun around. What was this strange liquid soaking down his back? You see, Bob had never had a shower, or gone swimming, or anything. He didn't know what water was!
The old hobo looked around wildly. He had to find out what was going on! In the name of the Petunias, he would uncover the truth!
Meanwhile the child sniggered.
However, he recieved the shock of his young life when Bob grabbed him by the scruff if his neck and hoisted him into the air. "Now say, young whippersnapper," Bob scowled at him.
The kid looked at Bob in wonder. He had never heard anyone use the word "Whippersnapper" before! Thanks to that one word, Bob was now his hero.
"Hey, old man," he said. Bob blinked.
"Yes?"
This strange child then proceded to ask Bob what his name was. Bob had never been asked that before. Beaming, he told the boy his name was Bob.
"Cool!" the kid said. "My name is Joe. So now, in honor of your awesomeness, I will call myself Bobby Joe."
The gleeful Bobby Joe ran off, leaving Bob content and confused.
Now, you may wonder how this changed the world. Well, here it is.
Recently Bob Joe tried to run for President od the US. However, he lost to the Democrats. You may even know who Babby Joe is- under a different name of course. I'll give you a hint: He is old, balding and ran with a very annoying woman who's name starts with an S. Anyway, he decided to run for Pres to honor bob the Hobo with a national holiday. So now he will not rest until he succeeds. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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