THE BOB FILES
poem
have you ever seen a penguin in a bikini, hes belly is so white he isnt very tall. his bikini is so awesome like crazy coolio. it has stripes and polka dots like so wowlio!
strange cheese
new disease called scs strange cheese syndrome is very bad. make sure your cheese doesn't have any of the following qualitys or you might be at risk of scs
- hair
- greenes, blueness, redness, or blackness (do not worry if its purple)
- dry and hard
- wet and soft
- wierd smell
- and/or sounds like a trumpet
so ya thats bad
did you know
did you know that my name is bob the hobo?
well it is bye!
