the bob files

THE BOB FILES

poem

have you ever seen a penguin in a bikini, hes belly is so white he isnt very tall. his bikini is so awesome like crazy coolio. it has stripes and polka dots like so wowlio!

strange cheese

new disease called scs strange cheese syndrome is very bad. make sure your cheese doesn't have any of the following qualitys or you might be at risk of scs

1. hair
2. greenes, blueness, redness, or blackness (do not worry if its purple)
3. dry and hard
4. wet and soft
5. wierd smell
6. and/or sounds like a trumpet

so ya thats bad

did you know

did you know that my name is bob the hobo?

well it is bye!