Bob's Sister, his step dad Joe and his great mama

Ok, so im supposed to write a post.... hmmmm...... any suggestions? How 'bout Bob's sister? Sound good?

Ok, here we go:

Bob's sister wasn't really his sister, she was his step-sissy. From which side, you ask? His mom's side. You see, before Bob's mama was married to Bob's pappy (ha ha) she was married to this hot dude called..(hmmmm)... Joe. Now Joe was pretty good lookin' and was really funny (remind u of anyone?...), had all the *good genes.. (*hoboonthestreet*!!) and like i said, he was hot. Anyway, Joe and Bob's mama (what her name??) had a daughter named.. HOLY CRAP ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!! OK, sorry, their daughter was named... hey I'm makin' this up as i go along.. one sec lemme think... named Lucy!! Yeah, that's good. So her name was Lucy and she was smart, good looking, funny, had all the *good genes (like her dad, Joe), and did I mention she was majorly cool and popular at school. Anyway, she was. (notice how I say was.) So then her mommy and *Joe got in a HUGE fight and got divorced. As you know, Lucy went with her mom 'cause ins't that how things work?? A little after that Joe died in a shopping mall in Target in the shoe (sorry I felt that shoes need to be there somewhere) section right by a size 8 high top converse shoe. And guess who was at the scene of the crime? No, not Bob u jerk, he isn't even alive yet!! Bob's daddy. As u can guess , bob's dad probably did that. (From earlier posts u should know that he is a crimanal.) Anyway, after that Bob's mom married Bob's dad (do NOT ask why she thought he would make a good husband, she was probably under a lot of stress). So they got married, blah, blah, blah, and had Bob. So now we got Bob an his sister, Lucy. But as you know from earlier posts, (yes, sadly, i do check up on my history) Bob's mom... Hey!! She wasn't named in that other post! HA!! I will call her.....*Vanessa! *hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! OK, so Vanessa died when her son, Bob, was very young. And so now, since Lucy's dad was dead, she was living with Bob's dad, (Lucy's step-dad), the messed up and only a little bit (OK, a lot), psychic guy who killed Joe. Ouch. As you can guess Lucy went from mega popular to a nobody. Her grades were going down. She went from a A+ dtudent to a C student to a D- student. Bob was adding to her stress and so was Bob's dad. (apparently his name and age are unknown, according to the writer of another post 'bout Bob's great papa, (OK, not that great). Aww... I wanted to name him Fred the Geeky Little Ant. boohoo!! So,anyway, Lucy was trying to commit suicide. emphasis on the trying. She was hanging herself over a lake with evil little fishies (piranahs??) and was about to slit her own throat with the knife in her hand. Then instead of slitting her throat, she accidently cut the rope instead, (great aim, huh!), and landed in the water. A kind fisherman picked her up and she went to the hospital. She died of hypothermia 3.2 days later. Well, what a sad, sad, story.

Anyway, i think that pretty much covers it. Oh, yeah........... *if a word is bold with a little star next to it (*) than that means its an inside joke.

so..... what was I going to say???..............oh!! wait..... ...... !!! OK, so there are, like probably a lot of spelling errors and somtimes proper nouns aren't capitalized and comas (,) and a appostifies (spelling??) (') might not always be there. and maybe a couple u intead of you and stuff. I am not the type of person to chech over my work. (fine, i did a little!) anyway, hoped u like that little tale and all the others by different people. This post was my 1st btw.

abbY

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bob got a new type of pet............ a pet acorn!

a pet acorn named joe showed up at bob's "door" and they instantly became friends . bob warned him about past his expieriences with pets and joe said " those were rocks " and sure enough so far joe is just fine.

sammy

over the years bob had many pet rocks : Alfred, Joe, Sylvia, mark, Alyssa, Alisa, Elise, tom, Jennifer, sparky, Fido, James, ruby, Ruth, Emma, Andy, Sofie, Taylor ( boy), Taylor ( girl), Sarah, Josie, Zoe, Zoe, rock, no name, wet rock, dry rock, Fred, bob Jr., Ellen, Hannah, and many more. two years ago a rock named Louise died like many before her ( all before her ) and bob gave up on his wonderful pets. very recently bob found an abandoned rock named Sammy in one of the houses he accidentally walked into and took it with him. oops!!!! bob got mad at himself and threw Sammy in the closet of his "house" then cried him self to sleep. Sammy didn't take the fall to well..................... that's how Sammy died. :(

bob got that water proof spray and guess what!?!?

so as it says in the title bob the hobo got water proof spray for his tower of cardboard boxes ( from his 50 bucks earned at burger king which he spent on food, water proof spray, and a mini skirt..............bob"s very weird).......................... and guess what !?!? iT ONLY WORKS FOR ONE RAINFALL( which wears it off) ! poor bob :(:(:( and ):):):

Modern Art : the new and improved art of house building

Ever wondered how Bob survived all these years in soggy cardboard? Well, here's that story.

Bob was wandering around Home Depot in the beginning of his hobo career when he found the item that saved his life: a pamphlet. It would be a potential money maker (that is, until he mentioned the fact that he was a hobo to the manager of Burger King.), his only belonging, a matter of priceless sentimental value. All this he did not know, however, when he first saw it at Home Depot. It caught his attention because it was bright, obnoxious red with a hideous floral pattern. Unfortunately, he was illiterate, so he had to go to his father (who was starting his jail sentence at this point) to get the pamphlet decoded. Bob wheedled the pamphlet's contents out of his father, but not without constant screaming and tantrums. 

Bob, with an uncanny memory, managed to build his first cardboard house. It was a little unstable and drafty, but he was immensely proud. Later he would realize that the waterproof sealing spray recommended in the pamphlet would have been helpful, but he didn't have the money to buy it. This was the reason he constantly was building a house.

So, thank Bob's dad for everything that Bob has to live for.