Bob wrote a newspaper!...................................

Bob ran into me at tops and i told him about this blog. he asked me to put his newspaper on this blog once a week. so here it is.

THE BOB FILES

(NO IT'S NOT THE BLOG)

PURPLE GIRAFFES

75 Joes went crazy obsessed with pink polka dotted Easter eggs on a lazy Sunday at 2:28 am, in a random park in upstate Ohio.purple giraffes!

WATER

Fire! Boom! " ouch my butt," screamed sylveter smith the 800th. he needs water.

Moose cheese

PIG, ALEX, SNAKE, SANTA HAT, AMERICAN EAGLE, SHOES OF SHAME, LOSER HAT,AIR MAIL IN KENTUCKY, AND AEROPOSTALE ATE A HUGE PIE. THE PIE CONTAINED MILK, COOKIES, MICE INTESTINES, HAIR, AND MOOSE CHEESE! YUCK!!!!!!