The Follower

One day Bob the Hobo was walking down the road. It was a normal day for him, but little did he know that today would change the world as he knew it forever. You wanna find out how? Read on.

As Bob strutted obliviously down the road, a small, mischevious looking child poked his head out from behind a building. He smirked to himself as he launched the water balloon at the weird old guy on the street. The child laughed out loud as the balloon connected.

Bob spun around. What was this strange liquid soaking down his back? You see, Bob had never had a shower, or gone swimming, or anything. He didn't know what water was!

The old hobo looked around wildly. He had to find out what was going on! In the name of the Petunias, he would uncover the truth!

Meanwhile the child sniggered.

However, he recieved the shock of his young life when Bob grabbed him by the scruff if his neck and hoisted him into the air. "Now say, young whippersnapper," Bob scowled at him.

The kid looked at Bob in wonder. He had never heard anyone use the word "Whippersnapper" before! Thanks to that one word, Bob was now his hero.

"Hey, old man," he said. Bob blinked.

"Yes?"

This strange child then proceded to ask Bob what his name was. Bob had never been asked that before. Beaming, he told the boy his name was Bob.

"Cool!" the kid said. "My name is Joe. So now, in honor of your awesomeness, I will call myself Bobby Joe."

The gleeful Bobby Joe ran off, leaving Bob content and confused.

Now, you may wonder how this changed the world. Well, here it is.

Recently Bob Joe tried to run for President od the US. However, he lost to the Democrats. You may even know who Babby Joe is- under a different name of course. I'll give you a hint: He is old, balding and ran with a very annoying woman who's name starts with an S. Anyway, he decided to run for Pres to honor bob the Hobo with a national holiday. So now he will not rest until he succeeds. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!