Recently Bob the Hobo took up a side job as a model for motivational posters. I myself saw one of these posters; Bob looks great for a man of 56. Especially when you consider his hobo-hood.
Although Bob is fantastic at his job, he is working for minimum wage... of 1960. So, he is being paid $1.00 an hour. And I used to wonder how modeling companies made money. I HAVE ALL THEIR SECRETS! I WILL SUCCEED AT LIFE! MWUAHAHAHA!
Continuing... Anyway, my message here is: if you ever drop out of school and become a hobo, you can ALWAYS become a model. It's not like they expect models to be smart, after all. Oh, and keep an eye out for any posters of Bob.
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