Saturday, December 5, 2009

Bob the Hobo's BIrthday

Guess what?!?? After years of dedicated research, we (as in us 4 contributers) have finally unearthed Bob the Hobo's birthday! And, as you guessed, it's today. So, today, wish Bob a happy 56th birthday. Since Bob's depression of Johnny Appleseed, this is sure to cheer him up.

Hobo on the Street here. Make sure to donate 56 candles to your local hobo shelter. It can be your good deed of the month.

So, if you call 555-2552 and wish Bob a happy 56th birthday, Santa Clause is certain to bless your house/chimney. Thanks for your contributions and consideration.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOUUU!! BIRTHDAY TO YOOOUUU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAARRR BOOOOBBB, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOUUUU!!!!!! ARE YOU ONE, ARE YOU TWO, (ETC) ARE YOU 56?? and you know the rest.

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