Friday, November 6, 2009

bob: another story

Bob the hobo suffers from many diseases........ mild OCD, MPD, schizophrenia, delusions, anger issues ( not a disease), and sometimes he will become very depressed. When Bob gets depressed he will completely shut out the whole world. This may lead to him walking into some random persons house. He snaps out of his zone out only when the owner of that house starts hitting him with a baseball bat. We need to keep him away from our homes and our children, but at the same time we need to help him. The help bob the hobo association is what we need to join to do that. That is the H.B.T.H.A. Bobs dad is in jail and his mom is dead. Bob wants a job at burger king or a highly important law firm but so far he has not been able to get a job anywhere, HE HATES MCDONALD'S!!!!!!!!!! This is because his wife left him after a fight over which one is better, McDonald's or BURGER KING. Bob has had many pets ( all rocks ), but they died so bob gave up.

2 comments:

  1. umm... how can he have pet rox that died?? still sounds cool though11

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  2. isn't delusions a symptom of schizophrenia?

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