Bob the Hobo was born to a very nice, pretty young woman. Unfortunately, she died soon after Bob's birth, so he never knew her very well. His father was a very well educated man, but with slightly misguided ideas. For instance, he was put in jail for blowing up an (empty) shool to save innocent children from the horrors of conformity.
Maybe his bad parenting example is why Bob has never had kids or a love life. His wife left him after a spat over which was better, McDonalds or Burger King. Bob stubbornly maintains that Burger King is better, which is good because that is the only place he can get a job nowadays.
Bob the hobo has also had several ailments since birth, including schizophrenia, mild OCD, MPD, and delusions. The OCD bit is particularly unfair because he can't get very clean living on the streets. Many people are working to get Bob a psychiatryst. You can help the cause by donating to the Save The World From Terror And Get Bob The Hobo A Psychiatrist people when they call to get donations.
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