If you have a thing called curiosity you may be wondering what on Earth we do as a job that could cause us to crank out such weird stuff. Well, here it is.
We work at a deadly secret facility where we make a synthetic creation known as "Teddy Bears." The Teddies have intelligent, inquisitive minds; they epress this through their very dry sense of humor. In fact, the other day one of them asked me to relay this message to the world: We are the clones of high-ranking officials. With the power of our amazing brains and the prestige our forms give us, WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. MWUAHAHAHA.
If this actually worries you government types, don't worry, they were joking... as far as you know...
One day we accidentally inhaled ammonium hydroxide, and the fumes made eveyone feel rather funny. Much, much later it started showing when we threw a party for Teddy Bush, who had died that day. Sadly, no one much liked Teddy Bush, because of his namesake. Still, the party was great and I got to meet some of my more eccentric coworkers.
And, because this is a story about how this blog started, we, the eccentrics, banded together and formed the great Bob Files! In fact, you could almost say that some of these stories are about a Teddy Bob. But don't tell any of my co-writers that...
And that is the story!
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