Bob's Sister, his step dad Joe and his great mama

Ok, so im supposed to write a post.... hmmmm...... any suggestions? How 'bout Bob's sister? Sound good?

Ok, here we go:

Bob's sister wasn't really his sister, she was his step-sissy. From which side, you ask? His mom's side. You see, before Bob's mama was married to Bob's pappy (ha ha) she was married to this hot dude called..(hmmmm)... Joe. Now Joe was pretty good lookin' and was really funny (remind u of anyone?...), had all the *good genes.. (*hoboonthestreet*!!) and like i said, he was hot. Anyway, Joe and Bob's mama (what her name??) had a daughter named.. HOLY CRAP ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!! OK, sorry, their daughter was named... hey I'm makin' this up as i go along.. one sec lemme think... named Lucy!! Yeah, that's good. So her name was Lucy and she was smart, good looking, funny, had all the *good genes (like her dad, Joe), and did I mention she was majorly cool and popular at school. Anyway, she was. (notice how I say was.) So then her mommy and *Joe got in a HUGE fight and got divorced. As you know, Lucy went with her mom 'cause ins't that how things work?? A little after that Joe died in a shopping mall in Target in the shoe (sorry I felt that shoes need to be there somewhere) section right by a size 8 high top converse shoe. And guess who was at the scene of the crime? No, not Bob u jerk, he isn't even alive yet!! Bob's daddy. As u can guess , bob's dad probably did that. (From earlier posts u should know that he is a crimanal.) Anyway, after that Bob's mom married Bob's dad (do NOT ask why she thought he would make a good husband, she was probably under a lot of stress). So they got married, blah, blah, blah, and had Bob. So now we got Bob an his sister, Lucy. But as you know from earlier posts, (yes, sadly, i do check up on my history) Bob's mom... Hey!! She wasn't named in that other post! HA!! I will call her.....*Vanessa! *hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! OK, so Vanessa died when her son, Bob, was very young. And so now, since Lucy's dad was dead, she was living with Bob's dad, (Lucy's step-dad), the messed up and only a little bit (OK, a lot), psychic guy who killed Joe. Ouch. As you can guess Lucy went from mega popular to a nobody. Her grades were going down. She went from a A+ dtudent to a C student to a D- student. Bob was adding to her stress and so was Bob's dad. (apparently his name and age are unknown, according to the writer of another post 'bout Bob's great papa, (OK, not that great). Aww... I wanted to name him Fred the Geeky Little Ant. boohoo!! So,anyway, Lucy was trying to commit suicide. emphasis on the trying. She was hanging herself over a lake with evil little fishies (piranahs??) and was about to slit her own throat with the knife in her hand. Then instead of slitting her throat, she accidently cut the rope instead, (great aim, huh!), and landed in the water. A kind fisherman picked her up and she went to the hospital. She died of hypothermia 3.2 days later. Well, what a sad, sad, story.

Anyway, i think that pretty much covers it. Oh, yeah........... *if a word is bold with a little star next to it (*) than that means its an inside joke.

so..... what was I going to say???..............oh!! wait..... ...... !!! OK, so there are, like probably a lot of spelling errors and somtimes proper nouns aren't capitalized and comas (,) and a appostifies (spelling??) (') might not always be there. and maybe a couple u intead of you and stuff. I am not the type of person to chech over my work. (fine, i did a little!) anyway, hoped u like that little tale and all the others by different people. This post was my 1st btw.

abbY

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